Have you noticed *I* get stuck with the shit-chores around here? Here's another 'Oh, would you please tell them...' bunch of really fab stuff - a NEW site format! (How's that 'Temple of Elton' coming, dear?)

  Interesting...wonder if it *WORKS*!! HaHAha, Clammers! =)
So...the idear is to make things less complicated on the peek-a-boo side, and deathly complex on the author's side, I suppose...article or whinges that would scroll the 'main body' area should be 'paged', look for the candy-bits for that in the main body or title area-ers. =) *I* think the 'BO' and 'CS' should be joind by 'TE' - 'Temple of Elton' - because anything about me will undoubtedly draw the MOST traffic and should be easy to find, eh? (badger-badgr-whinge-whine-badger) =)

Well, that's my bit done - you're on your own now - at the sweet mercy of Ms. Mollusk =)
You can drag-n-drop the IE toolbars so they reside smally along the top, thus maximizing your viewing area (I hadn't known that until she told me.)
The Beginers Only Menu Page, the one with ALL the buttons, is the slowest loading page on the 'net. I'd suggest, rather seriously, you hit the button then go for a coffee or open another copy of the browser and surf about a bit whilst the damn thing loads - it's over half a Mega in size now ;[ !! and she refuses to split that page into smaller, quicker pages! (No, I don't know why...)